Le note di rilascio della Patch di Goat Simulator

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    Predefinito Le note di rilascio della Patch di Goat Simulator

    Queste sono le note di rilascio della nuova Patch...Io davvero non ho parole...

    Read the full patch notes below:
    Added local splitscreen multiplayer
    Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section
    The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
    Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.
    Added more goats
    Isn’t this kid super cute?
    Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.
    Added more powers
    Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
    Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
    Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
    Added tons of achievements
    You can now run along walls
    You can now run up walls
    Stand by for Goatfall
    Changed batteries in our fire alarm
    The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
    The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
    The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
    Enjoyed flappy goat
    You can now buy hats for money
    This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
    Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
    Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
    Added VR support
    Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
    Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
    Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.
    Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
    Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
    Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
    Just kidding.
    Removed VR support
    Ultra-realistic water simulation
    Fire alarm still beeping
    You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.
    Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
    Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
    We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
    Updated patch notes.
    Added a lot of new sound effects.
    Mary had a little … GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
    There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.
    Honored Notch
    Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
    Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?
    Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
    Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down
    Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
    New patch?
    Patch released today does anyone know what it does
    Where are the patch notes
    Fire alarm still beeping
    Why is the patch so big?
    Lazy devs.
    If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
    Is this game worth it? Should I buy?
    Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks
    I don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___
    Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish
    Plz come back
    Actually optimized the game a bit
    What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?
    I hate water
    Played a whole lot of Wildstar
    Volvo pls fix ___.
    Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
    Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.
    Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
    Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.
    We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.
    Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
    Killed PC gaming
    How long will the patch notes be?
    Changed batteries in the other fire alarm
    Increased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.
    Ride a bike with a human on your back. Not like this dude: Goat riding a guy riding a bike - YouTube
    You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!

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    dimmi chi ti ridarà i 5 minuti che hai buttato per fare questo post.

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    Ho buttato 5 secondi perché ho fatto copia incolla ed ho riso per 5 minuti leggendo la demenzialità della release note

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